|—||Greg Davies, Ask Rhod Gilbert (series 2, episode 3)|
Mr. Chairman: What have we got coming up on the show?
Rex: Plenty, Mr. Chairman! Village news, travel, weather…
Mr. Chairman: Who’s doing that?
Rex: Someone with his finger on the pulse and unafraid to confront the big issues of the day.
Mr. Chairman: Oh, god, that’s one of your relatives, isn’t it?
Rex: My nephew, Mr. Chairman.
Mr. Chairman: Which one? Normal one or the weird one?
Rex: I don’t know what you mean, Mr. Chairman.
Mr. Chairman: The one training to be a teacher or the one that set fire to the bus stop?
- Social Club FM (“Austerity”)
Charles: But didn’t we have an agreement?
Archie: We did. A gentlemen’s agreement. But, as you never tire of saying, I am not a gentleman.
- Hut 33 (“Royal Visit”)
|—||Anton, Another Case of Milton Jones (“Mathematician”)|
|—||Chris Addison, “Things a Weather Forecaster Would Never Say,” Mock the Week (series 12, episode 6)|
Robert: Why are you being filmed?
David: It’s for the background of one of the DVD menus.
Robert: What, just you sitting there?
David: Yeah, I sit here for five minutes and they loop it. At one point I scratch my face.
Robert: Well, who’s going to watch that?
- That Mitchell and Webb Look (series 1, episode 1)
|—||Miles Jupp, Argumental (series 4, episode 4)|
Stephen Fry: Do you know what the French for “flying fish” is?
Alan Davies: Poisson… d’aeroplane?
- QI (“Fight or Flight”)
|—||"The 6 Worst Parts of being Chinese (Not in the Stereotypes)" by Christina H|